I spared my FB friends from having to hide my feed (or even defriend me) by mentally noting my status updates and composing them into a single, handy list. For your convenience.
1. Get out the galoshes. It always rains on Monday.
2. Another day, another pound of ground beef that needs thawed and morphed into dinner.
3. Well, at least I showered.
4. Seriously. Who decided “cradles that rock” were inferior? I could be sitting and nudging while reading instead of standing and patting baby’s buns.
5. Why is it that most of childhood is spent fighting bedtime while most of adulthood is spent yearning for that hour to approach?