Want to drive me batty? (I know Dad – “it’s not a very far drive”). Here’s a quick checklist of how to do it:
1. Ask me to do a relatively simple task, which I’ve never done before and haven’t received proper training (aka step-by-step, color coded directions), such as “create a Christmas card in photoshop” or “take a decent, artful picture of your kids” while presenting the knowledge that you have a handful of friends that can do said task in 10 minutes, while it’s taking me 3 days.
2. Tell me these efforts are going to save me $10
3. Ignore me – repeatedly. While looking into my eyes.
4. Shut down multiple lanes of traffic at a time when I am running late.
5. Walk around the clothes basket heaped with dirty laundry in the middle of a narrow hallway. Better yet. Jump over it.
6. Fail to follow simple instructions, such as “attach or paste resume HERE.” Bonus points for typing in “I’ll bring it to an interview.” Because you’re not going to get an interview.
6. Fail to follow simple instructions, such as “attach or paste resume HERE.” Bonus points for typing in “I’ll bring it to an interview.” Because you’re not going to get an interview.