1. A banana, a muffin, 2 eggs and a bowl of yogurt – all before 8am. Someone’s going to be buying new 4t boys pants (of course this spurt comes after yard sale season…)

2. I turned on Y&R to 2 characters I’ve never seen before. This should not happen.

3. Signs it’s time for me to return to work: I have more than 3 genius ideas in a given day.

4. I think I could probably talk youth ministry stuff all day. Though I’m not sure my conversational partners would appreciate it.

5. How many times can I go to the wrong park?