You know you need to slow down with the facebook when you think in terms of status updates. Some of mine this evening that never made it public:

1. When the leaves turn that deep shade of red? Yeah, that’s my favorite. 
2. Google, have you been talking to Zuckerburg?! You and all your displeasing white space might put me over the edge.
3. Oh, to be young and dumb again. When you’re old and dumb, there’s just not as much grace.
4. Seriously? A $300 faucet?!
5. is suddenly in love with letterpress.