While playing cards with the parents last night, I found myself to be at one of my most hilarious heights. 

Mom: So, what names are you guys considering?
Husband: Well, we’re thinking about Juan. [We’re both funny.]
Mom: [Nodding, trying to be supportive because she still doesn’t love Hazel and probably didn’t know husband was funny] Oh, for a boy? 
Me: Nope. 
We laughed for nearly 10 minutes. I’m sure it’s not that funny in the re-tell, but gosh it was good at the time. 
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